1. I shell wear as ig bag as possible to bear proud witness of my creed.
2. I shall not leave Khao San Road without a lonely planet guide.
3. I shall wear the traditional international backpacker's uniform and don't least one piece of local clothing (e.g.) conical hat in Vietnam, a krama in Cambodia etc.
4. I shall eat banana pancakes and phat thai on regular basic, for it is quintessential Asian food.
5. I shall stay in the cheapest gues house . More money for the beer.
6. I shall drink the local beer for I shall always endeavor to be in tune with local culture and because it's cheap.
7. I shall make pilgrimage to a Fool Moon party on Hat Rin at least once in my life.
8. I shall bargain without mercy and hone my skill to a sharp edge, so that I can proudly proclain our sacred motto "I get it for less than local".
9. I shall not leave Khao an Road without having my hair colored, dreadlocked, corn-rolled or shaved off.